Jared Nelson as the Mad Hatter
I don’t give a fuck. Actually I do, but fuck it.
I knew this would happen. It happens all the time to me, if not eventually, and I’m so over it. It just hurts and pisses me off because you were the last person I expected to do this to me. You don’t do it consciously but I thought you knew better.
So whatever. I really don’t need this shit anymore. I’m walking away. I’d rather be invisible because I’m good at it, than embarrass myself in believing I’m anything more than secondary.
jesus he looks like a dirty cowboy doesn’t he
this should be the reference pic for aunt alice’s farm
just stick a cowboy hat on him and it’s done
he needs. to get. in my bed. NOW.
what he needs is for someone to poke his belly to see if he does the little “hoo-hooo” laugh
The last thing you see before you’re fucked to oblivion.
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Forever jealous of girls with boobs.
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OMFG IM SORRY
HOW CAN YOU NOT LAUGH AT THIS
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- Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
- Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
- Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
- Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
- Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
- Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
- An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
- A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
- Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
- An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
- A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
- Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
- An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
- Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
- Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
- Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
- A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
- A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
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